肉棒ハメ太郎 (niku_omanko_sex): ぼく「冷たいぶっかけ並で」うどん店員「ｶｼｹｪｰｲﾔｧｼﾀｧｰ![Double Exclamation Mark]」女の人「あたたかいぶっかけお願いします」うどん店員「もっかい言ってもらえますか？」

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肉棒ハメ太郎 @niku_omanko_sex

ぼく
「冷たいぶっかけ並で」

うどん店員
「ｶｼｹｪｰｲﾔｧｼﾀｧｰ!」

女の人
「あたたかいぶっかけお願いします」

うどん店員
「もっかい言ってもらえますか？」

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