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orchid camp
@orchidcamp
crawling out from under the wreckage and admiring the symbol floating above us
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orchid camp
@orchidcamp
ok let's play I'm poisoned haha. urgh oughhh I'm so poisoned give me some cures
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orchid camp
@orchidcamp
sorry boss can't come into work today many fears reside in my heart & i can feel the low rumblings of each one awakening
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orchid camp
@orchidcamp
me: hi can I get a waffle cone π§βοΈ
ice cream shop worker: sure! what flavor?
me: just the cone thanks
me: *pβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
ice cream shop worker: sure! what flavor?
me: just the cone thanks
me: *pβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
orchid camp
@orchidcamp
tweeting βnot my introvered ass refusing to call for help when i'm clearly bleeding out .β Immediately deleting tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
orchid camp
@orchidcamp
person: ewww! that apple you're eating has a worm in it!
me: (wise smile) Actually , the worm im eating comes wiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me: (wise smile) Actually , the worm im eating comes wiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
orchid camp
@orchidcamp
somethin don't sit right with me about a ethereal little guy born inside the blossom of a flower. somethin kinda fruity about it
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orchid camp
@orchidcamp
me: ahem. Excuse me. waiter! there appears to be a fly in my soup
waiter: yez sir. ze Fly Soup, sir zat exacβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
waiter: yez sir. ze Fly Soup, sir zat exacβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
orchid camp
@orchidcamp
bf: babe your brain is smaaallll lol
me: grrrrrr
bf: no i didn't mean it like that!! i meant small like tinyβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me: grrrrrr
bf: no i didn't mean it like that!! i meant small like tinyβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
orchid camp
@orchidcamp
youre vape cloud is beautiful sweetheart
orchid camp
@orchidcamp
sorry boss can't come into work today many fears reside in my heart & i can feel the low rumblings of each one awakening
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
