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orchid camp
@orchidcamp
me jumping on trampoline: Hey guys ..
Roofer: *hits me on the head with hammer*
Me: while you're up herβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Roofer: *hits me on the head with hammer*
Me: while you're up herβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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orchid camp counselor
@orchidcamp
me: not my ass being whipped about in a late afternoon sun beam like a tiny mote of dust
your mom:
your mom:
Retweet of status by @superlameballs
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orchid camp counselor
@orchidcamp
sad music lowkey hit different when you're sad
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hey guys. i wouldn't ask if iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
192 99k 590k
hey guys. i wouldn't ask if iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
orchid camp counselor
@orchidcamp
Me baking a cake: Iβm beginnin to feel like a cake boss, cake boss
My carbon monoxide alarm: *silent. Took the bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
My carbon monoxide alarm: *silent. Took the bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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build-a-bear axolotl {evil}
@orchidcamp
And what do you peddle? Let me guessβ¦β¦ wares
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
