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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Looking back at the ups and downs we have overcome, we truly need to appreciate Godβs greatness.
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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
As a boyfriend, you should either have big money or big muscle, something to make your girlfriend feel safe.
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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Ntumira ku bantu nga u have never surprised your man with even a hankie, nga all u do is sending love quotes and heart emojis.
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
"Switch off the AC, it consumes fuel."
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Busoga. A sub region where you plant sugarcanes using your resources but have to first seek permission to harvest and sell them.
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Please don't let this year end without any achievement, at least get pregnant or make someone's daughter pregnant.
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Organizing your boyfriendβs wardrobe when you visit him is as dangerous as checking his phone.
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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
You don't have to be friends with your boss, you just have to be good at what you do.
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Despite the financial challenges, they will always get the money for a photoshoot.
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Me: What can I do to prove that I love you?
Her: Buy me the latest iPhone.
Me:
Her: Buy me the latest iPhone.
Me:
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
I can't wait to be 50, to marry. Good morning.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
