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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
You don't have to tolerate someone's shit all in the name of proving that you are a good friend. Never.
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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Women today have learned to drink like their fathers but have completely failed to learn how to cook like their mothers.
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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
You find someone reading a book, titled, "ebyama by'abagagga" π€· man, the rich will never tell you their secrets, get real.
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Who was the owner of the chicken that cried three times when Peter denied Jesus?
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
Our neighbours are buying millions of vaccines, but we are not scared, we have Covidex, Gallic, and lemon pic.twitter.com/HcLHz84Kh5
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
What used to look like a kraal, I mean the Old taxi Park. pic.twitter.com/Dw1wRJCjCR
Retweet of status by @pmukasaofficial
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
When you share contacts in the DM, what next??
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Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
The way my neighbor's wife looks at me these days As if she wants to tell me something about the inflation in the country.
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
If men also decide not to date broke girls, my sister, given your financial status, will you get a man??
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
The Military officers who tortured journalists: Are they really handcuffed??!!! Is the court martial going to be sβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Patrick Mukasa
@pmukasaofficial
God always makes the final plans. May God comfort the lady and the bereaved family. So heartbreaking. RIP pic.twitter.com/FoS0ldS8rN
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
