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@polakbIack
My two beautiful boys are still missing as of two days ago. Please retweet and help me find my children pic.twitter.com/j2SyMdpT8n
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@polakbIack
who? my dad? yeah he cute or whateva
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marcel
@polakbIack
god made dinosaur and said “too many scary” then made kittens
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marcel
@polakbIack
teacher: write a history essay
some white girl: who remembers vine
some white girl: who remembers vine
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marcel
@polakbIack
doctor: are u sexually active
me: no but we can change that
the joke is I proceed to have sex with the doctor and its awesome
me: no but we can change that
the joke is I proceed to have sex with the doctor and its awesome
marcel
@polakbIack
when my doctor told me to floss I thought he meant the fortnite dance #epicfail
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marcel
@polakbIack
Lil Uzi Vert performing his unreleased song "New Patek / My Wrist" at Lollapalooza pic.twitter.com/03Niv5UMcz
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marcel
@polakbIack
“Wasn’t no talking with Tom and Jerry just on sight ” - somebody in a couple minutes twitter.com/crisluvserrbod…
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marcel
@polakbIack
baby im not like the other guys
yeah its a crazy medical condition I was born with 8 penises they called me octopenis in high school
yeah its a crazy medical condition I was born with 8 penises they called me octopenis in high school
marcel
@polakbIack
@ross29388511 just fucking pissed in my pants
marcel
@polakbIack
apparently i’m a virgin for missing prom to play fifa
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
