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marcel
@polakbIack
Feminist: hey what time is it?
Me: *doesnt have a watch*
...half past a freckle
like a boss
Follow me forβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Me: *doesnt have a watch*
...half past a freckle
like a boss
Follow me forβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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marcel
@polakbIack
What if you put βmydickβ as your password and it said βpassword too shortβ
Haha alright anyways my grandma just died
Haha alright anyways my grandma just died
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marcel
@polakbIack
the reason pats lost is cause they didnβt eat tide pods before the game
ok Iβll see myself out
ok Iβll see myself out
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marcel
@polakbIack
if crazy 8 is so fun why donβt they make crazy 9
9 fucking billion retweets
9 fucking billion retweets
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marcel
@polakbIack
(Ya) Cut my life (yuh)
(Huh) (what) Into pieces (huh)
(What) this is my last resort(ooo) pic.twitter.com/UqoVBG0zkf
(Huh) (what) Into pieces (huh)
(What) this is my last resort(ooo) pic.twitter.com/UqoVBG0zkf
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marcel
@polakbIack
The F2Freestlylers would be better wingers than Willian and Pedro and you can get them for free
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marcel
@polakbIack
Y'all remember this Logic song.. CLASSIC! pic.twitter.com/NZpkctJLhG
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
