Guy: “You just dropped a bunch of ones, should I dance?” Me, carrying an entire & : “Yes, I am sober, I assume that was the question.”
15 Apr 17copy & paste+upvote-downvoteGuy: “You just dropped a bunch of ones, should I dance?”
Me, carrying an entire 🍕& 🍷: “Yes, I am sober, I assume that was the question.”
“@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really good”hah I know this. But thank youuu
14 Jan 13copy & paste+upvote-downvote“@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really good😍😘👏💖”hah I know this. But thank youuu ☺😚💜💜