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Taddy Mason
@rod4short
Bios being updated at this very moment to say:
"Christian, patriot, pissguzzler, girldad. LETS GO BRANDON!"
"Christian, patriot, pissguzzler, girldad. LETS GO BRANDON!"
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Taddy Mason
@rod4short
Drinking coffee will wake you up,but shoving a coffee stirrer into your peehole is 1000% more effective
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Taddy Mason
@rod4short
AYO!! Weβre in the bar with two actual bartenders!! My best friends @YindroDahma & @ZacharyCaradine pull up stβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Taddy Mason
@rod4short
I went from getting drunk in a church parking lot,to getting drunk in a Walmart,in case youβre wondering how fire my weekend is going
Taddy Mason
@rod4short
My mom just said βDP me for detailsβ
Retweet of status by @mkpaulsen
Taddy Mason
@rod4short
ROASTED HIS ASS twitter.com/jasonlschwartzβ¦
Retweet of status by @seanparrott
Mark-ass Buster Keaton
@rod4short
Wait 3 days for a game to arrive, then wait another 3 days while your console and game update.
Retweet of status by @GuyFrizzell
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Mark-ass Buster Keaton
@rod4short
Send me a pic of your clit Please and thank you
Mark-ass Buster Keaton
@rod4short
Reminder: Your tax dollars were used to help create the COVID-19 drugs you wonβt be able to afford
Arsenio Billingham
@rod4short
Jus found 2 fiftyβs n my old wallet! Ahhhhhhhhhh SHIT! pic.twitter.com/swaXK22Pyc
Retweet of status by @davidalangrier
William Rufus DaMane King
@rod4short
Nobodyβs more full of shit than a person that uses the phrase βmy truthβ. You hear that,just stop talking to that person forever
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
