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William Rufus DaMane King
@rod4short
The Wire is clichΓ©-filled poverty porn & The Sopranos is a Goodfellas tv series if it was made by the people that gave us Jersey Shore.
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William Rufus DaMane King
@rod4short
βUgh,everybody interested in me is such a weirdo piece of shit β
-Weirdo pieces of shit
-Weirdo pieces of shit
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William Rufus DaMane King
@rod4short
The sharks are flopping around on the ground and they donβt have the sense to just walk away
William Rufus DaMane King
@rod4short
This is perfect weather for watching that special lady in your life piss outdoors
William Rufus DaMane King
@rod4short
Who has two thumbs and is the best-dressed fan at the big screen?
This guy pic.twitter.com/XYPFTnDUIw
This guy pic.twitter.com/XYPFTnDUIw
William Rufus DaMane King
@rod4short
I saw my dad dressed like that a thousand times back then. Youβd need Nic Cage from National Treasure to find those pics
Broseph of Arimathea
@rod4short
Every NE fan said there's no way we go 0-4 without Brady from day 1. Admit it,you niggas shaking in ya gawdamn boots today!!
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Broseph of Arimathea
@rod4short
leaned off the bed & in this real loud,excited whisper said "Frat,I got my finger in this hoe ass!" we were cryin!
*shrug*
@rod4short
{@RissaRunsThis: What's your favorite emoji combo?}
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
