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Me: *gives a dude friend a v helpful tip*
Dude: *totally ignores me*
2nd dude: *gives same tip, but has a penis*
Dude:
Dude: *totally ignores me*
2nd dude: *gives same tip, but has a penis*
Dude:
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Cutting back on caffeine is going horribly. I'm grumpy and I keep crying for nothing. JUST GIVE ME A DAMN COFFEE
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I talk about how living healthy has changed my life but I just ate 2 pancakes and a cupcake for breakfast so
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For me, trying to break up my relationship repeatedly and telling people I'm a horrible monster is a permanent deal breaker.
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Tomorrow I start working again and I quit being the weird girl who's in the forest every day. Happy/sad cuz I like being a weirdo
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It's funny that I used to think Purdue was pretty. It's only Midwest pretty. I don't have time for that.
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Everyone drink a lot of tequila and Harry's margs for me tonight.
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Hope your hangover isn't too evil today @blgoff happy birthday!!!
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Lady at the store asked me why I left Indiana and I told her it was bc there's too many ugly people there. It's true.
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Swiped right for some dude on tinder bc he had a cat and a cool name. Standards are getting lower by the minute.
Sarah Twistie
@sarahbelski
North Carolina, I am in you!!!!!!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
