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Sarah Twistie
@sarahbelski
I thought Easter was just the celebration of the Easter Bunny's birthday for a large portion of my childhood.
20 Apr 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I thought Easter was just the celebration of the Easter Bunny's birthday for a large portion of my childhood. π°π
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Sarah Twistie
@sarahbelski
If I married Michael Cera my name would be Sarah Cera.
19 Feb 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I married Michael Cera my name would be Sarah Cera. π³
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Sarah Mishelle
@sarahbelski
It's about to snow in New Bern and everyone is freaking out.
28 Jan 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's about to snow in New Bern and everyone is freaking out. π
Sarah Mishelle
@sarahbelski
My family now thinks 50 is cold and worthy of winter coats.
18 Dec 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My family now thinks 50 is cold and worthy of winter coats. π
Sarah Twistie
@sarahbelski
"Stop being a fuckin pussy and put your heart out there for once. Otherwise you're gonna end up an old lonely bitch." Advice I got today.
08 Oct 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Stop being a fuckin pussy and put your heart out there for once. Otherwise you're gonna end up an old lonely bitch." Advice I got today. π
Sarah Twistie
@sarahbelski
If I have time tomorrow I'm gonna drive down my favorite country road, park my car and just stare at the cornfield.
07 Oct 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I have time tomorrow I'm gonna drive down my favorite country road, park my car and just stare at the cornfield. β€οΈπΎπ³βοΈπ½
Sarah Twistie
@sarahbelski
I'm so happy that everybody I know is so exciting!!! Oh wait, you're all senior citizens.
21 Sep 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm so happy that everybody I know is so exciting!!! Oh wait, you're all senior citizens. π΄π΅
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Sarah Mishelle
@sarahbelski
4 blackouts and 100 bad decisions later bgr week is over and I can easily say it's been one of the best weeks of my life.
18 Aug 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 4 blackouts and 100 bad decisions later bgr week is over and I can easily say it's been one of the best weeks of my life. π
Sarah Mishelle
@sarahbelski
RT @MileyCyrus: #itsmymouthicansaywhatiwantto http://t.co/kHEyH4JUm2
12 Aug 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT @MileyCyrus: #itsmymouthicansaywhatiwantto π http://t.co/kHEyH4JUm2
Sarah Mishelle
@sarahbelski
We have been in Terre Haute for 45 minutes and Gab suddenly looks up from her phone and says "When did we get here?"
02 Aug 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have been in Terre Haute for 45 minutes and Gab suddenly looks up from her phone and says "When did we get here?" π
Sarah Mishelle
@sarahbelski
Talking about horrifying childhood memories with Gab. Like the man that used to stand outside our window at night.
22 Jul 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Talking about horrifying childhood memories with Gab. Like the man that used to stand outside our window at night. π§
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ