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Linda
@turtledumplin
Those talks you skip sleep for
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Linda
@turtledumplin
I am grateful to every one of you fuckers in my phone for your outpouring of kind words pic.twitter.com/hMGRIk65M1
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Linda
@turtledumplin
I donβt smile, not because Iβm sad, but because chubby cheeks pic.twitter.com/EvxSwcQ24e
Linda
@turtledumplin
Me: Walks into the gym, *power goes out
Me: Turns around and walks out cause clearly God wants me start up again after the weekend.
Me: Turns around and walks out cause clearly God wants me start up again after the weekend.
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Linda
@turtledumplin
Twitter bio: Happily Married
Twitter:
Twitter:
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Linda
@turtledumplin
Wake her ass up with a good morning kiss...
Down there.
Down there.
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Linda
@turtledumplin
The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect a fuckin thing from anyone!
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Linda
@turtledumplin
It's a supernatural delight
Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight
Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight
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Linda
@turtledumplin
Kinda wanna stick your cock in my mouth like a lollipop and call you my Candyman.
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Linda
@turtledumplin
How many retweets do you need before you can put a next to your name?
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
