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@turtledumplin
I'm sorry you couldn't get a prince albert because the piercing needle was bigger than your dick.
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Linda
@turtledumplin
I’m not sure I fit in here...I have zero tattoos and I’m not Canadian
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Linda
@turtledumplin
Here’s your damn smile pic.twitter.com/F6ydJ3fqdF
Linda
@turtledumplin
Is it just me or is an older woman’s confidence, experience, and bitchiness just plain hot? Lol
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Linda
@turtledumplin
Nothing will get me naked faster than playing music for me
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Linda
@turtledumplin
Confidence is not “They will like me.” Confidence is “I won’t give a fuck if they don’t.”
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Linda
@turtledumplin
@turtledumplin That's kind.
It's always nice to pay it forward. lol
It's always nice to pay it forward. lol
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Linda
@turtledumplin
Selfie Sunday pic.twitter.com/iFNYUhFKwx
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
