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@turtledumplin
I'm sorry you couldn't get a prince albert because the piercing needle was bigger than your dick.
Retweet of status by @BabyGirlGrim
25 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm sorry you couldn't get a prince albert because the piercing needle was bigger than your dick. 😔
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Linda
@turtledumplin
I’m not sure I fit in here...I have zero tattoos and I’m not Canadian
Retweet of status by @Nellie_Bird
28 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m not sure I fit in here...I have zero tattoos and I’m not Canadian🤷🏼♀️
Linda
@turtledumplin
Here’s your damn smile pic.twitter.com/F6ydJ3fqdF
18 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Here’s your damn smile 😠 https://t.co/F6ydJ3fqdF
03 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know when you just click with someone?! .. yeah I’m prolly about to get my heart broken 🙃🤪😩
Linda
@turtledumplin
Is it just me or is an older woman’s confidence, experience, and bitchiness just plain hot? Lol
Retweet of status by @hi_im_insecure6
21 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Is it just me or is an older woman’s confidence, experience, and bitchiness just plain hot? Lol 🤷🏻♂️
Linda
@turtledumplin
Nothing will get me naked faster than playing music for me
Retweet of status by @tatsandkoolaid
18 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nothing will get me naked faster than playing music for me🤷🏽♀️
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12 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everyone knows that Vegemite™ is just Marmite’s™ less edgy alt
~ how to subtweet Australia
Linda
@turtledumplin
Confidence is not “They will like me.” Confidence is “I won’t give a fuck if they don’t.”
Retweet of status by @Domvilla999
07 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Confidence is not “They will like me.” Confidence is “I won’t give a fuck if they don’t.” 👊🏼
Linda
@turtledumplin
@turtledumplin That's kind.
It's always nice to pay it forward. lol
It's always nice to pay it forward. lol
Retweet of status by @EmmyStar79
24 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @turtledumplin That's kind. ❤
It's always nice to pay it forward. lol
Linda
@turtledumplin
Selfie Sunday pic.twitter.com/iFNYUhFKwx
30 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Selfie Sunday 🤓 https://t.co/iFNYUhFKwx
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊