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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One ☀️
@weezie76
@MedusaOusa I have to have an off number of ice cubes 🧊
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
Husband’s COVID test came back negative… which means he has a man cold, prayers
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
@PrincesaBallena It’s the worst feeling!
The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
Welcome to the 2020's. We are ALL fucking nuts now.
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
This. pic.twitter.com/4JayrDXnJX
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
Remember being a kid and believing being an adult would be glamorous ?
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
I don’t smoke a cigarette after sex, I eat a hot dog.
That I hold like a cigarette
That I hold like a cigarette
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts...
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
Kindness is a known virtue , do onto others
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
*In Heaven*
Me: I'd like to speak to the manager!
Angel: You mean...
M: Yes! Your boss.
A: Ok.
God: May I help u?
M: [Points to ] WTF bro?!
Me: I'd like to speak to the manager!
Angel: You mean...
M: Yes! Your boss.
A: Ok.
God: May I help u?
M: [Points to ] WTF bro?!
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The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One
@weezie76
I lived this life as the wrong person
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
