The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One (weezie76): *In Heaven* Me: I'd like to speak to the manager! Angel: You mean... M: Yes! Your boss. A: Ok. God: May I help u? M: [Points to [Globe Showing Asia-Australia]] WTF bro?!

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*In Heaven*
Me: I'd like to speak to the manager!
Angel: You mean...
M: Yes! Your boss.
A: Ok.
God: May I help u?
M: [Points to ] WTF bro?!

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