Chronological Emojitweets
Woman Facepalming: Medium-Light Skin Tone 1025
Hal
@haldog56
Wish I had a dollar for everytime I messed something REALLY GOOD up
Retweet of status by @taradancer2
Grace Elizabeth
@xograciexox
Last minute Christmas shopping is the worst idea in the world
Sophie
@sophiesnotebook
Can’t believe I was bitching about my Secret santa for getting me a shit present TO MY SECRET SANTA
Retweet of status by @alexltalbot
shyanne 🌸
@xoshybaby
i can never have a good day pissed
A
@AmyLea4
Next year I’m doing all my Christmas shopping in October
Retweet of status by @Michaelee730
Angel
@angeeturner
I thought I’d spend Christmas Eve with the fam, but me parents fucked off to the pub and just strolled in steaming of there heads
•Teej•
@_teej8
Get @DezBryant off the field, PLEASE
Andolyn Parrish
@andolynparrish
11. He was a bitcoin investor
Byron Williams
@hngbam23
When people find out who you fw there’s always a “story” they gotta tell you about that person. Pitiful
Retweet of status by @SpiffyDestiny
Emili-Madison
@emilimadison
And all my rowdy friends have settled down
mad daddy
@_maddyslee_
These folks don’t understand what promise rings are I think they just get one just to get it
Retweet of status by @jessiemeagann
Sydney👸🏼
@syd_bridges
travis is that asshole that reads my text and goes “SYD, WHY DID YOU JUST TEXT ME???” at the table
B
@brimoeltz
why do people lie so much? tf you get out of lying? I️ don’t get it
Retweet of status by @CRYSTALVBBY
Francklef Lambert
@thefrancklefl
@thefrancklefl you knew what I meant
Retweet of status by @notdainaa
BEAUTY✨
@kwapreddie_
so over alotta shit
Retweet of status by @shotofdime
carys
@carys_harland
Can’t believe I was bitching about my Secret santa for getting me a shit present TO MY SECRET SANTA
Retweet of status by @alexltalbot
Jackie V
@xojackiev
God I am sooooo over all of my own bullshit when does it end????
amber ☀️
@amber_mawyer
Amber: Let’s get crunked!
Mom’s New Alexa: Would you like me to look up, “crunked”?
Merry Christmas
Mom’s New Alexa: Would you like me to look up, “crunked”?
Merry Christmas
Retweet of status by @abby_mawyer
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