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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
One minute it's hammering down with rain then next minute it's beaming with sunshine. Typical summer time in England
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Did anyone else vote the same option as me pic.twitter.com/UX5tEWEDqX
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
We all moan when it's freezing and we all moan when it's red hot there is no pleasing British people
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Fucking hell my dad has got a che bar stamp on his hand from last night I'm finished
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
They never run out of mongs to go on the Jeremy Kyle show
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Did they get these fighters on David Hayes undercard out of the local pub fucking hell like two pissed up dads fighting
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Tottenham finished 3rd in a two horse race
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Need a holiday like tomorrow
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
It's 24 degrees and people are walking round with big coats on they expecting bad weather of something?!
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Me right now pic.twitter.com/LBdUk4fca1
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Don't know why people go out on nights out just to cause trouble. Your out for a good time not pretending to be Mike Tyson οΈ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
