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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Being that 1% of the population that isn't going out tonight
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
When I brush my teeth I always end up having a tour of my house
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
I must be in the 1% of people that isn't watching big brother right now
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
"Money doesn't buy happiness" what a load of shit
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
I thought you was supposed to have a personality to win "sports personality of the year". Andy Murray you miserable bastard
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
I'd rather watch fire go out than watch Star Wars
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Holy shit Ferne deserves to win just for eating that fucking spider
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Effort is a two way thing.
Jorddddddddd
@JordanSimms96
Could sleep for a week
Jorddddddddd
@JordanSimms96
October to December are the best months of the year
Jorddddddddd
@JordanSimms96
#GrowingUpBritish when bulldog was banned at your school so you just changed the name
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
