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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
How is it May already I swear it was January 10 minutes ago
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Exciting Friday night laid in bed watching films
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
All I wanna do lately is sleep and sleep
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Much rather be feeling fresh on a Sunday and heading to the gym instead of hanging out of my arse in bed all day
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Why does it feel like someones got an attitude with you when they don't use emojis in their messages
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
So many different countries I wanna go to
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
How do girls always know what to say in an argument? it's like they've thought of every possible scenario and saved to drafts in their head
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Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Adam Johnson gets 6 years for a cheeky finger but Oscar Pistorius gets house arrest for turning his wife into Swiss cheese
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
are just everywhere.
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
What the fuck is wrong with me. Only person who I text is my mum asking her what's for tea every day
Jord Simms
@JordanSimms96
Can't stand people who just talk shit all the time
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
