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Ambien? I should have used that as an excuse in my divorce.
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Relationship status:
I have to go wash her hair.οΈ
I have to go wash her hair.οΈ
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If you burn bridges they canβt come back, which is exactly why you set that bitch alight
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I have a hour glass figure too, mine just contains more sand. pic.twitter.com/1pm7QOjSWq
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Wtf kinda chicken is that? pic.twitter.com/TaevICuitt
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Jesus, my mood poisoning is back, must be something that I hate.
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I'm going to church today. I hope the fucking roof don't cave in.
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#IveRecentlyDecided
That lemonade tastes funny without vodka.
That lemonade tastes funny without vodka.
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Golfing is done. Now we begin the alcohol portion of our day.
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@MTopkat3852 Awww that's the sweetest thing. You should thank her for us
*hunts that bitch down*
*feedsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
*hunts that bitch down*
*feedsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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@MTopkat3852
If it seems like I unfollowed you it could be an accident or I don't like you. 50/50 are not bad odds.
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
