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Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
Someone forgot a bottle of beer in the freezer. I'm getting hell for it right now.
I guess it leaked. pic.twitter.com/0bangqivfI
I guess it leaked. pic.twitter.com/0bangqivfI
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Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
@MTopkat3852 6 but I subtweet literally hundreds
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@MTopkat3852
Do you ever find you are following someone and think WTF? I'm sure it was a drunk follow.
-- Ok just me....
-- Ok just me....
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Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
#ReasonsWhyILoveMyself
Gay
Educated
Somewhat attractive
Not a drug addict
Not an alcoholic
Can hold my alcohol
No kids
I don't hate
Gay
Educated
Somewhat attractive
Not a drug addict
Not an alcoholic
Can hold my alcohol
No kids
I don't hate
Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
#gaysbreaktheinternet
I'm going to watch the Tony Awards, but I don't know how to put a stupid dog nose and ears on my face.
#Samies
I'm going to watch the Tony Awards, but I don't know how to put a stupid dog nose and ears on my face.
#Samies
Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
I am golfing with a bunch of pot smoking mother fuckers.
Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
@MTopkat3852 Well I love you Mickey! Hugs
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@MTopkat3852
#ImNotGettingUp so go fetch me a beer
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Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
Use a wedge
#DadAdvicein3Words
#DadAdvicein3Words
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Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
@hdtorch @MTopkat3852 fabulous at drinking all the vodka in the house
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Mickey Martini
@MTopkat3852
#NationalSendANudeDay
I'm waiting.
Video is also acceptable.
I'm waiting.
Video is also acceptable.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
