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Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
In approximately 15 minutes we will begin the alcohol portion of the day.
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@MTopkat3852
We're watching The Goonies on the couch.
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Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
No heat is allowed before Halloween but the air conditioner can come on before Memorial Day.
Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
@MTopkat3852 Please don't go
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Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
My grass is looking good. pic.twitter.com/OvS4BwV4mg
Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
Followed & unfollowed in less than 48hrs. Lol, grand opening, grand closing.
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Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
I just spent the afternoon with my aunt. Did you know there is a channel that plays nothing but game shows from the 1970s?
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@MTopkat3852
I've #BeenToldILookLike some women's kids.
Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
I asked the same about Nathan and Nathanβs hotdogs. #Dateline is weird like that tonight. twitter.com/mtopkat3852/stβ¦
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Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
#ThisOneTimeOnTwitter I met my soulmate. At least that's what she said she was.
Mickey Martini πΈ
@MTopkat3852
This guy had a porn stach he had a wife and a side chick and I canβt even get a txt back #Dateline pic.twitter.com/TYfXexC5bb
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
