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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Judging by your selfie backdrops, I bet your coffee pot is fucking disgusting. You have to scrubthatshit once in a while.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Been playing Battlefield 1 and discovering that World War 1 wasnโt as bad as people make outโฆ Pretty muddy though - worse than Glastonbury!
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
To some, this represents an umbrella. But if you squint it doubles as the buttplug of emojis.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Am I the only one that loves the Sleep Number animated advertisement of the snail scooting across the bed??
Hashtag Forever Snail Trail
Hashtag Forever Snail Trail
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Eternally grateful if you can see it in your heart to help an old gal out
Drowning In Medical Expenses gofundme.com/3nv7b3k?pc=tw_โฆ
Drowning In Medical Expenses gofundme.com/3nv7b3k?pc=tw_โฆ
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
I'm sorry that your attitude needs an adjustment after falling off your high horse. In my defence. I did tell you to get off it
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
this used to be my playground
-Myspace
-Myspace
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Happy 4th of July. Here's hoping you end the day with the same number of fingers you started it with.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Party starts at 2, they said. Lots of food, they said.
By the way, you have to BBQ and no one eats until 5...what they didn't say.
By the way, you have to BBQ and no one eats until 5...what they didn't say.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Sorry guys.... I ran out of glitter
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Just hit my foot in the ceiling fan... That's it for me tonight folks. I'm out
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
