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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Explosive diarrhea in the streets.
Explosive diarrhea in the sheets.
~Taco Bell
Explosive diarrhea in the sheets.
~Taco Bell
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Ihavenoideawhypeopletweetlikethis!
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
@Grumpy_Cat_Jon sorry wasn't listening, maybe next time
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Me: So, I noticed you're taking prenatal vitamins.
Her: Yeah.
Me:Any reason why?
H: *punches me in balls* GTFO of my office Mike.
Her: Yeah.
Me:Any reason why?
H: *punches me in balls* GTFO of my office Mike.
Retweet of status by @patnspankme
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
You're bigger, but your dad tastes better
Retweet of status by @kind_ofa_bitch
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Let's go for a drive. Take the scenic route.
I'm gonna spend my time on you.
I'm gonna spend my time on you.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
My Sunday morning....
Pours sour clumpy creamer in my first cup of coffee
Pours sour clumpy creamer in my first cup of coffee
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Oh! So you're talking to my ex & he (I mean you) wants to know when & I get a new man? Sure I'll tell you everything ... NOT! #notstupid
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
OMG! 9yr old staying over just lost his tooth! What else was I supposed to do? Of course I sent him home
Retweet of status by @Lil_ol_kat
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Smear today ...
D: You on your back or side?
M; side
D: you've been in Aus haven't you? Girls from there like it on their side
D: You on your back or side?
M; side
D: you've been in Aus haven't you? Girls from there like it on their side
Retweet of status by @Lil_ol_kat
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
