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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
HR lady: Whats your 5 year plan?
Me: To write tweets & do hoodrat ish w/ my DM crew
HR:
Me:
HR: Help me write a lose tweet for a contest
Me: To write tweets & do hoodrat ish w/ my DM crew
HR:
Me:
HR: Help me write a lose tweet for a contest
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Me: Could you NOT undress in front of the window?!
Shim: I'm giving them a show.
Me: I said they're TRANSIENT, not TRANSVESTITE!
Shim:
Shim: I'm giving them a show.
Me: I said they're TRANSIENT, not TRANSVESTITE!
Shim:
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Your stretch marks form the lovliest pattern
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Just got butt dialled in case you're wondering how exciting my night is going
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
@MarkTConard Lmao, awesome! Thanks
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
A tinder profile that just has these emojis "" is a good find, right?
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
I pink jellybeans
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
@I_Bl33d_Purple Awesome, thanks.
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Me: eat bananas. B-a-n-a-n-a-s. eat bananas. B-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Him: lucky for you it's what I like. It's what I like
13: UGH!
Him: lucky for you it's what I like. It's what I like
13: UGH!
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
*slides a $20 across
"Make it extra-vigorous please
- me ordering a shaken martini
"Make it extra-vigorous please
- me ordering a shaken martini
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
My jerk socks are Perry Ellis, so what of it?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
