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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Imagine being comfortable enough in your relationship to be able to shit yourself in front of each other.
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Oh good. I'm on weekend nights. I love weekend nights. I think they're ace.
I HOPE IT FUCKING SNOWS ALL BASTARD WEEKEND.
I HOPE IT FUCKING SNOWS ALL BASTARD WEEKEND.
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
What must have happened in your life, to make you want to go on an Emmerdale studio tour?
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
FUN FACT: Whenever you come home and see a spider in your hallway, it cheers in a tiny spider voice, because it loves you.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
People on FB can remember having a pull along telephone with moveable eyes.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Imagine thinking you'd found 'The One' then realising they didn't have a cats nose and ears in real life.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
The shops are shut. You're all going to die. This is it. This is how it ends. Not by nuclear war, but by the lack of shit bread.
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Poor bugger only had an ingrowing toenail pic.twitter.com/n6XLoeS8El
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
When someone unfollows you, try not to take it to heart.
It just means they can't stand you or your shitty arsed tweets.
It just means they can't stand you or your shitty arsed tweets.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
I really miss my mother today, but she lives on the other side of town, and I'm a lazy bastard.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Sex with me, is like Bin Day.
Exciting, smelly, coupled with the occasional threat of dropped bread crusts.
Exciting, smelly, coupled with the occasional threat of dropped bread crusts.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
