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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Yes it's Monday. There's one every week.
Now why not sit down and enjoy a big, steaming mug full of get over your fucking self?
Now why not sit down and enjoy a big, steaming mug full of get over your fucking self?
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Happy Bin Day
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
INSPIRATIONAL TWEET:
When life isn't going your way, stop, take a deep breath, and remember; it's probably because of your haircut.
When life isn't going your way, stop, take a deep breath, and remember; it's probably because of your haircut.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
..because it means you can have a nice lie down. pic.twitter.com/fOC2UZ6NlH
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Just shouted at a plumber for using the line "I've already explained the problem to your husband, love."
DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME, YOU SHIT.
DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME, YOU SHIT.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
A BLOODY ENCORE. #neworder
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Imagine thinking you'd found 'The One', then finding out they'd thanked a celeb for retweeting them.
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
If ever you feel sad and blue, just take a moment to remember: Paula Abdul wanted to shag a cartoon cat.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
*Drinks a Fray Bentos pie out of a Nutribullet*
I AM HEALTHY AS FUCK, NOW.
I AM HEALTHY AS FUCK, NOW.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
I DROPPED 3 JEGGING SIZES JUST BY TRIMMING MY PUBES.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
"Wah! Waaaah! People are tweeting about a thing I don't like!"
Mute it.
Mute it.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
