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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Sorry that your Twitter crush still has the French flag on their dogs Facebook profile.
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Nothing cheers me more, than plugging my toothbrush in to charge on my drawers,
then seeing the cat jump up and rest her arsehole on it.
then seeing the cat jump up and rest her arsehole on it.
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Imagine thinking you'd found 'The One', then you saw they'd tweeted song lyrics.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Everyday on Twitter.
WAHEY!
WAHEY!
ShittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Today, I'm reminded of the words of my dear departed grandma: "FOR FUCKS SAKE, DAWNEY. STOP SAYING I'M DEAD."
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
It's been 683 days since I didn't back up my computer.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
@dysondoc Hahaaa!
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<) )β― SISQO
/ \
\
( (>
/ \ LOVES
<) )β―
/ \ THO THO THO THO THONGS
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TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
<) )β― SISQO
/ \
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( (>
/ \ LOVES
<) )β―
/ \ THO THO THO THO THONGS
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
It's like my grandma always says: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, DAWNEY. I'M NOT YOUR GRANDMA. I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maurice. I wearing other people's name badges
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
HAVE I TOLD YOU BLATTLEY, THAT I LOVE YOU?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
