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@midlifecrisisfl
What kids? The fish sticks are burning? Ok, let me finish this tweet and then I'll check that out. . #fatheroftheyear
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@midlifecrisisfl
.....I am very grateful 2 those of u who have pushed me & helped me along the way. Wishing all of us a great 2016. We deserve it
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@midlifecrisisfl
I'm always on Santa's naughty list ..
Retweet of status by @isonepower
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Presenting Star Wars - the uncut version:
Padme to Anikan: " Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
Padme to Anikan: " Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
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@midlifecrisisfl
I invited her in, but I guess "Would you a like a Tab to drink" wasn't the beverage she was looking for.
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@midlifecrisisfl
Tried to convince 16 that they cut his dad's balls off during his vasectomy like the dogs had done...
Retweet of status by @AlexandriaSweet
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Me: 1/4 pounder with cheese , fries & Diet Coke please.
Cashier: Dessert with that?
Me: Yes, a Twitter Crush
Cashier: Calls Police
Cashier: Dessert with that?
Me: Yes, a Twitter Crush
Cashier: Calls Police
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Tis' the season to be criticized by family members for everything you've ever done... Cheers
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I see McDonald's has brought back the McRib sandwich. I guess if you eat 1 that's the food equivalent of hooking back up with your ex.
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If you want to know how SELDOM my hubs orders me flowers, the credit card company flagged our acct for suspicious activity after this morn.
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@midlifecrisisfl
Highly underrated 1st date idea: go toilet paper or egg an ex's house.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
