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Paul
@Grommit56
When a girl takes her bra off & pours a drink within 5mins of being home, let her be for a while.
She has clocked tf out
She has clocked tf out
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Paul
@Grommit56
@treydayway Beautiful. Congrats Trey.
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Paul
@Grommit56
An Unfitbit that tracks how long you've been on the couch streaming shit while you should be doing literally anything else.
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Paul
@Grommit56
Thermosdad the first thermostat that can only be used by the fingerprint of dad.
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Paul
@Grommit56
When you find the perfect gift for someone when you have no idea what to get themβ¦
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Paul
@Grommit56
When you die people cry and beg for you to come back, when you do, whatβs with all that running and screaming
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Paul
@Grommit56
That instant connection with someone can be so dangerousβ¦
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@Grommit56
@Bripping_Talls @julcasagrande Hang in there. It's gotta get better, and all that BS we tell ourselves.
Paul
@Grommit56
Masturbation:
Men:
Women:
Men:
Women:
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Paul
@Grommit56
Yo hey you. Been here 10 years or more?
Shout
Shout
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
