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@Grommit56
Leftover champagne & deep dish pizza for breakfast. Good morning
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@Grommit56
Darn I was so close pic.twitter.com/fMJGp79Vi0
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Paul
@Grommit56
Iβm feeling like a fairly happy, normal, semi-adjusted human today!
Currently taking bids on who gets to come fuck that up for me
Currently taking bids on who gets to come fuck that up for me
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Paul
@Grommit56
Popsicle tweets donβt go over well when youβre a guy
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@Grommit56
I'm told my misuse of this emoji, , has ruined someone's entire life because apparently you can't use that emojiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@Grommit56
Irony: Religious people going mental about fact-checking
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Paul
@Grommit56
Opening a bag of jelly babies at 4.32am is completely acceptable behaviour now, right?
These are extreme times
These are extreme times
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Paul
@Grommit56
Welcome to your forties where you want to both slow down the clock and speed up to retirement
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@Grommit56
Kinda hard to sort your closet by colour when all your clothes are black.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
