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Paul
@Grommit56
Do girls have a favourite boob?? I have no idea why this popped in my head btw
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Paul
@Grommit56
When he only DMs you when heβs drunk.
Yeah, Iβve got a couple of you who do that.
Yeah, Iβve got a couple of you who do that.
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Paul
@Grommit56
*at the grocery store*
My cousin, from the south: Can you grab a buggy for shopping?
*me, returning with a horse buggy*
Cousin:
My cousin, from the south: Can you grab a buggy for shopping?
*me, returning with a horse buggy*
Cousin:
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Paul
@Grommit56
me: wow, itβs so quiet in here!
friend: it wonβt be now
me:
friend:
me:
friend: iβm walking home arenβt i
friend: it wonβt be now
me:
friend:
me:
friend: iβm walking home arenβt i
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Paul
@Grommit56
Donβt fucking emoji reply me
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Paul
@Grommit56
Does anyone elseβs talk to text never work right for them or do I just speak too much hillbilly?
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Paul
@Grommit56
I've been the 69th like on 3 tweets today... what a time to be alive
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Paul
@Grommit56
@toonarby @ItsAllBollocks I have it on reasonable authority, yes.
Paul
@Grommit56
On farmers only dot com the eggplant emoji is this
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Paul
@Grommit56
I use the emoji a lot for somebody who hasnβt gone near a set of weights since high school gym class
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Paul
@Grommit56
I am trademarking "Breast Friends" for women since men get "Bromance".
Breast Friends() - Darkside
Breast Friends() - Darkside
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
