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WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Apparently I'm of an age where I know today is my youngest child's birthday but I have to text his sister and ask how old he is
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WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
I hate the Internet.
K, bye...
See you tomorrow
K, bye...
See you tomorrow
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WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
There's not much worse than feeling like you've somehow offended someone you respect and who's opinion you care about
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
David Bowie had one of my absolute favorite smiles so I'm just going to leave this right here for now...
pic.twitter.com/oL4gfo3NyP
pic.twitter.com/oL4gfo3NyP
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
My super power is pretending I'm not dead inside...
CHEERS!
CHEERS!
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Me? Nothing... Just sitting in my church's parking lot, making sure I'm not going to catch on fire before going in
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
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WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
These trees in my neighborhood remind me of Prince every day.
Thats it. Thats the tweet.
I NEVER SAID I WAS FUNNY pic.twitter.com/WhMYkk7txR
Thats it. Thats the tweet.
I NEVER SAID I WAS FUNNY pic.twitter.com/WhMYkk7txR
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Happy Mother's Day to all you badass moms out there!
Retweet of status by @T_Bonezzz_
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
When you need coffee just to work up enough energy to take a nap
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Hey McD's worker who made my sundae with like 12 cups of hot fudge... look out the window, Im coming back to show you my boobs in gratitude
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
