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WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
A fire alarm FORCED movie goers to evacuate The Grove during the Star Wars movie... See what I did there?
NO YOU SHUT UP
NO YOU SHUT UP
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WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
The husbands little Charlie Brown Christmas tree
I forgot hooks for other ornaments pic.twitter.com/LUrCd3Tq5u
I forgot hooks for other ornaments pic.twitter.com/LUrCd3Tq5u
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@IamEveryDayPpl
When you're cooking with the skill and speed of a ninja but your glasses keep fogging up
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Since twitter, I actually look forward to grandma working the room during the holidays, demanding everyone taste her pie
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Laying in bed talking to a man I just met....bed shopping with the hubs today
Retweet of status by @IsSharonHomeYet
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Spent the day with the BFF in the hospital... She thinks it's because I'm awesome, I think she's lucky they had wifi
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@IamEveryDayPpl
Between Lenny Kravitz and the naked beach guy I've had enough accidental floppy dingle sightings to last me till maybe 3 o'clock tomorrow
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Why are men like pantyhose?
Because they either run, cling, or don't fit right in the crotch
Because they either run, cling, or don't fit right in the crotch
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
I'm ok right up until someone asks if I'm ok
WhatserName
@IamEveryDayPpl
Boob sweat. Or as I like to call it, Mountain Dew
NO YOU SHUT UP ..!..
NO YOU SHUT UP ..!..
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
