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@PleaseBeGneiss
dry january is almost over so ready to crack open a fresh chapstick
31 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote dry january is almost over๐ so ready to crack open a fresh chapstick ๐
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@PleaseBeGneiss
me: remember my credentials
website: what credentials
me: no seriously please remember my credentials
website: fuck you
website: what credentials
me: no seriously please remember my credentials
website: fuck you
22 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me: โ๏ธ remember my credentials
website: what credentials ๐
me: no seriously please โ๏ธ remember my credentials
website: fuck ๐ you ๐
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@PleaseBeGneiss
apps gotta stop the auto conversion of emoticon to emoji. when i type :) i absolutely do not mean
04 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote apps gotta stop the auto conversion of emoticon to emoji. when i type :) i absolutely do not mean ๐
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@PleaseBeGneiss
did they just put elmo down
01 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote did they just put elmo down ๐ญ
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@PleaseBeGneiss
mary: iโm pregnant
joseph: how? we havenโt had sex
mary: um idkโฆ god
joseph: ok
joseph: how? we havenโt had sex
mary: um idkโฆ god
joseph: ok
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17 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote mary: iโm pregnant
joseph: how? we havenโt had sex
mary: um idkโฆ god
joseph: ok ๐๐
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@PleaseBeGneiss
cicadas cotton eyed joe
where did they come from?
where did they go????
where did they come from?
where did they go????
Retweet of status by @MNateShyamalan
15 Aug 21
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where did they come from?
where did they go????
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@PleaseBeGneiss
one of my neighbors is blasting super mario star theme on loop iโm coming over ๐ค
11 Jul 21
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@PleaseBeGneiss
canโt believe 8 divided by 2 isnโt 3 i mean ฦ3 what the hell
02 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote canโt believe 8 divided by 2 isnโt 3 ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ i mean ฦ๐ช3 what the hell
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@PleaseBeGneiss
sometimes it feels like iโm talking to myself like buddy iโm not listening either
08 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote sometimes it feels like iโm talking to myself like buddy iโm not listening either ๐๐ญ
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@PleaseBeGneiss
congrats on the super bowl florida i trust youโll celebrate responsibly
07 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote congrats on the super bowl florida i trust youโll celebrate responsibly ๐
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@PleaseBeGneiss
shouldโve turned off comments. my god. i bet you all like creamy peanut butter too
17 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote shouldโve turned off comments. my god. i bet you all like creamy peanut butter too ๐คข
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐