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@TheHyyyype Ok but 69 + 420 = 666
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[Shakespeare taking a scantron test]
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Person: I need sleeves or Iโll get cold
Gecko: gecko?
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Coworker: you always look genuinely happy to be at work, whatโs your secret?
Me: Iโm dead inside *turns & cartwheels away*
Me: Iโm dead inside *turns & cartwheels away*
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*takes male enhancement pill* itโs not working. theyโre not enhancing at all
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The most pointless sticker Iโve seen on a car was โDog On Boardโ.
EVERY DOG IS ON BOARD FOR EVERYTHING
EVERY DOG IS ON BOARD FOR EVERYTHING
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Bangin on a
Drummin on a
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I'm using a new sleep aid to battle sleeplessness:
Jercure-Zelfoff
"Give your insomnia a happy ending."
Jercure-Zelfoff
"Give your insomnia a happy ending."
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@WheelTod @muthr_goose thank you!
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
