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i know this person isnβt trying to have a serious conversation with that god awful font twitter.com/hg_is_da_devilβ¦
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me:
[someone says βhiccupβ when they hiccup]
me:
[someone says βhiccupβ when they hiccup]
me:
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everyone:
corona:
corona:
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letβs turn this white house into a white home
Retweet of status by @whitehousenews
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@PleaseBeGneiss
@boastfulbadger @MNateShyamalan Haha = hellβs ass hellβs ass
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@PleaseBeGneiss
Using statistics to make friends with golfers on Facebook pic.twitter.com/yQDjPP6AiL
Retweet of status by @Michael1979
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@PleaseBeGneiss
I will not go quietly into that good night I am staying in
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@PleaseBeGneiss
me: you know what they say about big feet
girl at the bar: *sighs* big sh-
me: *pulls out grainy photo from theβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
girl at the bar: *sighs* big sh-
me: *pulls out grainy photo from theβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @MNateShyamalan
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@PleaseBeGneiss
I wanna be a
cowboy, baby
baller
lion
EH! Everybody wanna
rule the world
be a dope boy
pass as cats
cowboy, baby
baller
lion
EH! Everybody wanna
rule the world
be a dope boy
pass as cats
Retweet of status by @DrakeGatsby
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Wife: I think itβs time for something adventurous in bed
Me: you read my mind
Wife: ok you start
Me: *clearβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me: you read my mind
Wife: ok you start
Me: *clearβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@PleaseBeGneiss
@dimplesticks Thank you Friney
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
