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SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
I just hit my plant and I apologized out loud to it. How has everyone elseβs day been?!
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SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
My two moods: βI need to try harder on my dietβ and βa cookie for breakfast would be a great way to start the dayβ.
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SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Idk who cleared me to be an adult but eating Christmas cookies for breakfast everyday is the highlight
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Iβve never had a kiss under mistletoe so thatβs what I want for Christmas
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Most people wake up to their loved ones next to them, but this morning I woke up to my box of cheese itβs and it was just as beautiful.
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
A no filter, post #Dorian sunset pic.twitter.com/rF4XEObes3
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Me trying to justify how addicted/obsessed I am about college football pic.twitter.com/64Svv9hBAu
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SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
I only go to the gym so my muscles are strong to scoop my ice cream
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
My greatest superpower is being drunk with no one knowing unless I tell them
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
The best part of summer is that strawberries are always on sale at the market and thatβs like a big deal to me.
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Iβm just wondering is it just my dad or do all dads exclusively use this as their go to emoji?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
