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@SassyCollegeStu
I hope the man I marry one day makes terribly lame jokes like me so our kids will be miserable having to listen to us
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SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
I love to listen to sad songs when I am sad and make myself even more sad. Somehow it helps me.
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SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
My parents never text me back when I text them, but if some reason I donβt respond immediately to them itβs the end of the world
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Cute good morning texts are my favorite.
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Taylor Launter in Cheaper By The Dozen 2 was the original hottie and my childhood crush pic.twitter.com/CQQQH0nIFL
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
My Mom just came home from the store and said βHappy Wednesdayβ with a new workout tank for me that says βOn Wednesdayβs We Wear Pinkβ
SassyCollegeGrad
@SassyCollegeStu
Watching gossip girl with football on mute and eating cookie dough while drinking beer. Clearly a tom boy haha
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@SassyCollegeStu
Happy #NationalComingOutDay to those who are out, are coming out today, and those who canβt come out right now. Youβre all amazing
Retweet of status by @FLPreMedStu
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@SassyCollegeStu
I need someone to yell at me everyday that I need to workout bc Iβm much more motivated if someone is making sure I actually do it.
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@SassyCollegeStu
I hope I die first out of my friends so I can haunt them
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@SassyCollegeStu
My mother just informed me that I eat βtoo much Caesar saladβ. Lady I could be addicted to drugs, salad is the least of your concerns
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
