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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Found these while shopping today pic.twitter.com/aqQ4BSqz8k
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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
I should start writing down when I hit my arms/legs really hard so when it bruises in a few days I can be like oh that's from the bathtub
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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
I don't think I even know that many people who would want to hang out with me and that's only part of her squad pic.twitter.com/4fbAkYTj4k
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
The one plus of being single and not talking to any cute boys is that my phone battery lasts all damn day
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
I hope one day that I am rich enough to not have to have a case on my iPhone
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
New life goals: marry a guy who likes to barbecue...mainly because I want to just be that basic couple
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Why is it that when I see a cute boy looking my way instead of smiling at him I stare down at my feet all embarrassed and awkward??
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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Why is it that when I a cute boy talks to me I lose all social skills???
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Big fan of walking around butt naked. Makes the amount of laundry I have to do significantly less
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Why can my hair curl all nicely and naturally on the days I am home alone, but when I have to be in public it looks like a lions mane???
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
BTW: bring the wineeeeee
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
