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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
When you want to ask a dude why heβs checking his dating app... but you only know this Bc you were obviously logged on to yours too.
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
@archangelcrew Lol. But that was the one Good story!
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
@tinyelvisbkwd @don_haworth cheese is my favorite fruit! hoping my cheese tree will finally bloom this spring!
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
coworkers are talking about this gal who drug 14 guys in for paternity test... and none were the father
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
only reason i'm wearing a bra today is so i can tuck my ice pack or heating pad into it &i have it perfectly placed over my ribs
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Me: Hey, baby. Want to come over?
Him: No, I'm sorry. I'm contemplating the meaning of life.
Me: I'm naked and alone
Him: We all are...
Him: No, I'm sorry. I'm contemplating the meaning of life.
Me: I'm naked and alone
Him: We all are...
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
"Beer Runs" do count as Exercise, right??
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Drag me into the daylight, screaming. pic.twitter.com/ncwQD1bMD2
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
every time i put on my big girl panties, he pulls them back off ... with his teeth
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Relaxing time... pic.twitter.com/m9AYDS6HuY
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
