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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
So I used to think I was pretty ambidextrous but it turns out my left hand is really only good for flipping people off.
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
[me on shark tank]
Them: So it's like a sports drink?
Me: Yes Twitterade b/c people on twitter are so thirsty they need extra electrolytes
Them: So it's like a sports drink?
Me: Yes Twitterade b/c people on twitter are so thirsty they need extra electrolytes
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
well this google search escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/dvMyy1QxPz
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
"Crocs-with-socks: the car."
- PT Cruiser
- PT Cruiser
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
When she wraps herself around me and we sleep in past noon, I call it Thighbernation.
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
The nice thing about dating older women is if you play your cards right, at the end of the night you might score a Werther's Original.
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
...only to find out they're the next guest on *that* show. #D'oh twitter.com/bess_mar/statuโฆ
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
competition is heating up for the final student of the month this year- one brought me pancakes this morning
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
1st base
2nd base
3rd base
Homerun
#2017DatingAdvice
2nd base
3rd base
Homerun
#2017DatingAdvice
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
THIS IS SO CUTE pic.twitter.com/IlQWFWIhSy
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Just heard at a study table:
19 y/o Girl to dude at table: Hey, are you fuckin' anybody?
D: Naw
G: Wanna?
I've been doin' this wrong.
19 y/o Girl to dude at table: Hey, are you fuckin' anybody?
D: Naw
G: Wanna?
I've been doin' this wrong.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
