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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Nothing seems to add up #CatfishWarningSigns
Retweet of status by @Pheramuse
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
#CatfishWarningSigns
They use a fake AVI, those jerks!
They use a fake AVI, those jerks!
Retweet of status by @bonehead237
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
For the girlfriend that can't decide pic.twitter.com/jOT9PyP78B
Retweet of status by @TheRealDudja
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
I'll subtweet the fuck out of you. And you'll thank me for it when I'm finished
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
[first date]
Her: Do you like to read?
*flashes back to scrolling twitter for 7 straight hours like a degenerate*
Me: yeah I reading
Her: Do you like to read?
*flashes back to scrolling twitter for 7 straight hours like a degenerate*
Me: yeah I reading
Retweet of status by @810atnight
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences
*Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*
*Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Men, if you're going bald.. do us all a favor and just shave it and throw on a beanie.
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Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
@bess_mar that's it! You are never leaving!!!
Retweet of status by @kissoftherapy
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
It's kind of like IKEA except you never find the exit.
Me, trying to explain Twitter
Me, trying to explain Twitter
Retweet of status by @timberbojack
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
@MarshallSbar I'm married .So I chose not to
Retweet of status by @Gibberish_one
Bess Marvin
@bess_mar
Him: How about anal?
Me: I thought you'd never ask... *leaves room*
M: *returns with huge strap on* Now bend over, I'm going in dry.
H:
Me: I thought you'd never ask... *leaves room*
M: *returns with huge strap on* Now bend over, I'm going in dry.
H:
Retweet of status by @Poutymcgee
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
