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Jord
@jordugh
Me, walking through Target: Could this calendar solve all of my problems? These highlighters? This notebook?
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Jord
@jordugh
From the man who rescued the python from my mouth caveβ¦Jack Cover from the National Aquarium helped mastermind anβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Jord
@jordugh
Can we please combine the β+β emojis into one to convey the emotion I feel any time my dogs do literally anything?
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Jord
@jordugh
Wordle 234 5/6
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I made that harder than I needed it to be
Jord
@jordugh
Yβallβ¦..I did the thingβ¦.I PASSED THE BAR EXAM!!!!!!
Jord
@jordugh
Today I learned my grandfather stored his favorite DQ blizzard flavor in his phoneβ¦.itβs listed as his second contact
Jord
@jordugh
if the idea is that we can learn The Law in a $4000 eight-week course why is law school $200k?
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Jord
@jordugh
Why do fast food restaurants decide breakfast ends so early especially on weekends ...... itβs still breakfast time in my heart
Jord
@jordugh
Found the perfect 2021 Valentine for BF pic.twitter.com/pMGoEH7C9L
Jord
@jordugh
Sheetz > Wawa
This claim is not disputed
This claim is not disputed
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Jord
@jordugh
I finally got a summons for jury duty although Iβm like 87% sure theyβre not actually going to put my on a jury
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
