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@jordugh
can i just skip to the part where i'm rich with a range rover, and have a pretty house by the beach, 50 dogs and a banging husband, thanks
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@jordugh
French fries will make all my problems go away
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@jordugh
The can you not snapchat filter is my entire life
✤ jord
@jordugh
@AislingBarrick and Dr. Ruthie wouldn't let you have an antibiotic
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@jordugh
After the best semester I've ever had in college my GPA raised 0.002 points
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@jordugh
I need to stop making big item purchases on a whim
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@jordugh
Where can I sign up to have zero emotions
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@jordugh
I my job because a patient brought us a whole box of fractured prune donuts
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@jordugh
To my coworkers who overbooked tomorrow's schedule I hope you all have a really great weekend
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@jordugh
I need to stop being a nice person and agreeing to close when my coworkers decide to not come in
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@jordugh
I was going to be angry but actually it was really cute pic.twitter.com/EaC3rW8M1O
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
