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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
Did you hear about the man who stole a rabbit from the pet shop?
He made a run for it.
Did you hear about the man who stole a rabbit from the pet shop?
He made a run for it.
14 Aug 20
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Did you hear about the man who stole a rabbit from the pet shop?
He made a run for it. π€£
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
Did you hear about the hairdresser? She dyed.
Did you hear about the hairdresser? She dyed.
07 Aug 20
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Did you hear about the hairdresser? She dyed. π¬
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#sidesplittingsunday
A spaceship is a lot like a relationship.
I've never been in one.
A spaceship is a lot like a relationship.
I've never been in one.
26 Jul 20
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A spaceship is a lot like a relationship.
I've never been in one. π
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
Who are the cleanest people in the choir?
The Soap ranos
Who are the cleanest people in the choir?
The Soap ranos
08 May 20
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Who are the cleanest people in the choir?
The Soap ranos π
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#wednesdaywit
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
06 May 20
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Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons. π
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#tuesdaytitters
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares its not his house any more.
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares its not his house any more.
28 Apr 20
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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares its not his house any more. π
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokethursday
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? Itβs a tender tail!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? Itβs a tender tail!
09 Apr 20
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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? Itβs a tender tail!
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#wednesdaywit
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
01 Apr 20
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
π
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another! #tuesdaytitters
17 Mar 20
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokethursday
Walter buys many prunes. and gets a good run for his money.
Walter buys many prunes. and gets a good run for his money.
19 Mar 20
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Walter buys many prunes. and gets a good run for his money. π
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#mondaymirth
What do you call a lady in the distance?
Dot.
What do you call a lady in the distance?
Dot.
16 Mar 20
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What do you call a lady in the distance?
Dot. π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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