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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokethursday
What do peanut butter and jelly do around the camp fire?
Tell each other toast stories
What do peanut butter and jelly do around the camp fire?
Tell each other toast stories
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
What happened when Ben fell asleep in a bath tub? He had a wet dream.
What happened when Ben fell asleep in a bath tub? He had a wet dream.
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
What do you call a lady sitting on a toothpick? Olive.
What do you call a lady sitting on a toothpick? Olive.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#mondaymirth
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a piece of carpet. Well, stop letting people walk all over you!
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a piece of carpet. Well, stop letting people walk all over you!
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
Brilliant twitter.com/eliistender10/β¦
Retweet of status by @Shunterdaddy
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
A spot of fishing ....
..... I think I have a bite .......
That will teach you for messing with Percyβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
..... I think I have a bite .......
That will teach you for messing with Percyβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @mis_und3rst0od
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
Why is Santa not allowed down the chimney anymore? It was declared unsafe by the elf and safety commission.
Why is Santa not allowed down the chimney anymore? It was declared unsafe by the elf and safety commission.
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokethursday
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight.
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#wednesdaywit
What did the clock say to the wristwatch?
I enjoyed tocking with you, but now you're starting to tick me off."
What did the clock say to the wristwatch?
I enjoyed tocking with you, but now you're starting to tick me off."
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#wednesdaywit
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg?
Nothing, they have never met.
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg?
Nothing, they have never met.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#sidesplittingsunday
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer? Poison by Christian Dior!
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer? Poison by Christian Dior!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
