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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Anybody else wonder what @JimmySaysiry photo album must look like bc he screenshots like every ugly snap u send?
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
All time low for my clumsiness is managing to puncture my finger with a frozen shrimp tail just now
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
James Marsden is a mere hour away in Austin?! WHY AM I NOT THERE???!!!! pic.twitter.com/aLxlu3045M
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
My mom forced Luis to postpone his plans for an hour and wait the storm bc she's a paranoid loon...she also made him text his mom
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
I've eaten so much pastor, my organs are practically made of it by now. I HAVE PASTORGANS!!! How can it still make me fat! We are one!
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Crossed my fingers that it wasnt a piece of shit. And she loved it! And that made me happy! but shit buying gifts ppl MIGHT is like hard
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
So see you misguided souls that think mama Margie's is better? The bible said and you can't argue with Jesus! #WWJE #whatwouldjesuseat
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
One of the reasons I got hooked on this show. So funny and heart melting all at the same time youtu.be/X6a4_cVac-k
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Best part of spring: pretty flowers
Worst part: the flocks of white families dressed in matching denim/white ensembles it brings with it
Worst part: the flocks of white families dressed in matching denim/white ensembles it brings with it
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
I'm nice so I let him choose....and yes that is a cat with a vagina on its face #bchesapussy #duh pic.twitter.com/IAQ083AViA
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
@mlh4 nope! Same!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
