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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
@Rich__Bone thanks! S/o to you for not thinking Im a freak when I call work at 4 am asking you to throw away the banana I hid in a drawer
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
@lorisandoval ...unless it is my eyebrows?
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
@lorisandoval lol it sounds bad but I mean Ive pulled off some pretty good surprises in my day, can I get some surprise karma or something?
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
When people try to tell me I spend money on useless shit pic.twitter.com/ndb0q86qr4
Retweet of status by @etaks2evil
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn are gonna be in the next True Detective and I'm thuper excited to see how they use them as characters
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Forever the jam pic.twitter.com/fb5wt9NReY
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
@laurchristiney I can't imagine! Keep going though! Keep it up!
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
"@migwhale: If you live in San Antonio, this is probably your thoughts. pic.twitter.com/rfQLHO6Eiy" yes!! So much yes!
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
But don't get it twisted, props to all you top heavy bitches for scraping up that cash flow to make those tits grow.
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
@marie9elizabeth omg! Literally laughed out loud. I appreciate the cleverness of this pun
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
This little kid is throwing a fit bc he "hates food" and doesn't wanna eat breakfast! Talk about first world problems.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
